"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/07/2014 at 13:06 • Filed to: little known facts
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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/07/2014 at 13:06 • Filed to: little known facts | 7
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Inside the center console of the new Acura TLX are 2 fortune cookies. One of the fortunes reads, "...Yeah it's that kind of thrill."
The other reads, "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
The Transporter
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/07/2014 at 13:40 |
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Liar.
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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> The Transporter
04/07/2014 at 15:26 |
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They were already consumed.
Dusty Ventures
> The Transporter
04/07/2014 at 15:26 |
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Clearly the dealer ate them